Excuse me, is this even beer?

This poufy little beer is for milquetoasts. With an alcohol content of 3.8%, it ranks only slightly higher than Diet Coke. Imagine 6oz. of your favorite beer . . . now add 6 oz. of water -- you get the picture. I wanted to pour this one out, too, but I didn't want to waste water. It is made by Marston's, however -- a respectable name that will come up again in the future.